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‘Everyone’s a lost idiot. It’s easy money,’ says Jordan Peterson as the Online Guru overtakes doctor, astronaut, and God in career desirability.
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The Apple Offense Scale
An apple isn't the worst thing to eat in public—poop takes that crown—but it's not as innocent as you think, says psychologist Dr. Helena Quibblesnort.
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Steve Aoki Criticized for Having an S-Tier Gym, but an E-Tier Physique by Suzie Switchblade Book Club for Sexagenarians
An elite book club of determined Pilates enthusiasts call out Steve Aoki's ultra-futuristic gym—and his lackluster gains.
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Elon Musk Discovers Jerry Springer Guests Have Been Secretly Funneled Into High-Level Positions in Silicon Valley for Years
Elon Musk uncovers a shadowy pipeline, revealing that former Jerry Springer guests have been secretly placed into top roles at major tech companies.
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After 16,800 Clickbait Articles About It, a Solar Flare Finally Fucks Something Up Substantially
After decades of hype, a solar flare has finally lived up to expectations, destroying VIRALASTRA's headquarters and its AI-generated clickbait empire.
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